1. JJ Malibu’s Fun Pattern Athletic Booty Short Shorts
Kicking off my ‘Top 10 Shorts’ list are none other than JJ Malibu and their ultra-comfy booty shorts. They’ve combined form-fitting, breathable, light, pockets, and a drawstring all into one pair of shorts. Not to mention pairing it with plenty of options of fun and colorful patterns. 
These shorts are perfect for crushing a killer leg day at the gym or for wearing over your favorite swimsuit as you head down to the beach. Their body fitting fabric truly enables you to show off your best ASSets to whomever you pass. If minimal and functional are what you’re looking for, look no further.
2. Jed North’s Fitted Gym Shorts
The shorts are extremely versatile, making them perfect for busy people who don’t have time to spend all morning planning different outfits out.
You can go from home to the gym, to the store, and all over town in these shorts without having to change into another pair. Their pockets have plenty of room and come equipped with zippers to ensure you don’t lose anything while you’re on the go. The shorts are specifically designed shorter than normal shorts with weight trainers in mind. They did this to allow freer movement while working out.
3. Young LA’s Bodybuilding Gym Workout Shorts
Personally, I’ve never worn these to the gym, but I have seen plenty of other people wear them there. For me, these are my ultimate go-to shorts for lounging around at home on a Sunday or something I have thrown on after I shower while I’m winding down for the night. Comfortable, cozy, and cuddle perfection lie within these shorts
4. Meripex’s 5.5” Inseam Khaki Shorts
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I know I am not alone when it comes to guys who have a small/athletic waist but nice thick, meaty thighs. Most clothing companies don’t make pants, let alone shorts, that are tailored to our needs. Except for Meripex. They’ve managed to create a pair of shorts perfect for brunch, golfing, really any event you’d want to class up a bit with a classic khaki look. Their shorts come with a built-in elastic band that provides room for mobility and room to grow. They’ve also cut the inseam right at 5.5”, which if you ask me, is the ideal length for any short shorts. Just enough to showcase your legs without worrying about anything slipping out or feeling like they are constricted.
5. JJ Malibu’s 3” Inseam Short
Now depending on your level of confidence, I would recommend these shorts for inside the house, but hey! You do you boo-boo. That being said, there isn’t much room to hide in these bad boys, but they sure are comfortable. Perfect for doing chores around the house or lounging on the couch. They can also double as a cute pool cover-up over whatever swimsuit you decide to rock this summer.
JJ Malibu’s has plenty of solid color options to choose from. Whether you want something bright and colorful, or more neutral and darker, there’s a color option for everyone. Be sure to have been doing your squats before jumping into these shorts, they’ll be sure to show off your backside.
6. Young LA Men’s Bodybuilding gym shorts
e with 100% polyester and moisture-wicking material, which makes them ideal for working up a sweat in.
That thing about these shorts is their length. They stop just at about mid quad and they don’t feel too constricting or tight when moving in them. Whether you are performing squats or deadlifts, the shorts move with your legs and don’t bunch up or tighten up in weird spots like some shorts do when you get into those positions. Brilliantly engineered and comes in a variety of color options.
7. Everworth Gym Shorts
Maybe extra thick legs just aren’t your style (yet!). The shorts from Everworth are more up your alley then. Their design is geared a little more towards the toned and tightened legs, but still a great pair of shorts for any activity.
The pockets both have zippers to keep your phone, etc safe and secure. The sides of the shorts even have a small cut to the fabric at the bottom to allow for more ease with movement. Can’t forget the elastic waistband and drawcord that keep your shorts on and secured through whatever activity you do. Check them out now! Available in 6 standard colors. Pairs easily with any shirt or tank for the gym, and can be worn just out and about on the town just as well.
8. Anthem Athletics Hyperflex 7” Crossfit Shorts
Don’t let the name fool you. Although the shorts are designed with crossfit athletes in mind, they can be worn by any gym-goer. One thing to remember when shorts shopping, if Crossfit is in the name, it’ll most likely be a high quality short. No exception here.
The layout of the stitching sits perfectly on guys packing some junk in the trunk and really makes the booty pop! Along with the stitching, the pocket features a locking zipper to make sure the zipper doesn’t open during movement. Be sure to use it too, because not using it could damage your shorts.
9. Goodthreads 5” Inseam Comfort Canvas Shorts
You can’t go wrong with a classic summer staple such as these shorts. Whether you’re grabbing lunch with friends or getting lost in a book on the patio, these shorts have you covered. Perfect for practically any social setting, these shorts pair easily with a t-shirt, polo, button-down, or tank top. Hey, even a crop top if the mood hits you right! 😉
With 10+ color options, there’s a pair to suit anyone. The relaxed khaki look makes these shorts very versatile in use. Use them for a summer cookout or throw a pair on to go golfing in. You can even match a relaxed sneaker to them or switch it up for sandals.
10. (not found on Amazon) St33le Shorts
Sorry, but I couldn’t help myself! This last pair of shorts is not on Amazon, but they are too good to not mention on my ‘ Top 10 Shorts’ list. As mentioned before, guys with thick thighs have trouble with pants and shorts. St33le is here to save the day.
The elastic stretch molded into their fabric is out of this world. They give a denim look by sight, but by touch, it’s a pure stretch, and you would have no idea just by looking at them. St33le has designed a top tier line of clothing and they have the shorts to prove it. The shorts practically mold to fit your butt and legs, and when I tell you to expect some ass/legs compliments in these bad boys…expect some compliments.
You’ll have people asking you where you got them probably every time you were them They are just that great.
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